April 12, 2014

Lady Gaga admits to using facelift tape

  1. 1.
    made or produced by human beings rather than occurring naturally, typically as a copy of something natural.
    "her skin glowed in the artificial light"

  2. 2.
    (of a person or a person's behavior) insincere or affected.
    "an artificial smile"
    synonyms:insincerefeignedfalseunnaturalcontrivedput-on, exaggerated,forcedlaboredstrainedhollowMore

Oh there goes that "do as I say, not as I do" attitude again, "looking artificial can be honest. Being glamorous can come from a place of authenticity and a place of love.", says Lady Gaga.

No dear, it can't.  It especially can't when you're the one trying to inspire a "born this way" message. How can she preach that God makes no mistakes and to be proud of how you're born when she goes to this extreme to change her appearance, the very thing that God (if you believe in God) gave her? 

It makes no rational sense at all.  Her lame spin to justify it makes even less sense.  I hope someone buys Gaga a dictionary because she's clearly very confused. There is nothing honest about being artificial. That's the whole thing about being "artificial". It isn't real! It's fake! It's fraudulent, just like Gaga, her foundation and her message.  

Source  Thank you Zoe 

April 9, 2014

Gaga and Cocaine? This is soooooo not obvious.

What soon-to-be former A-list pop diva keeps her coke in pill capsules? She was seen snorting one at that big awards show last year?  Source - see No.8

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So that's how she does it!

The Born This Way Foundation - empowering youth, one snort at a time.  

Just make sure to give us your money because we have, uh, other expenses and uh, a website to run. Oh and uh, some Facebook posts and Tweets so yeah, give us your money we can buy more coke combat bullying for a kinder and braver world.

Thanks Nuvo for the link.

April 2, 2014

Lady Gaga's career is drowning!

Quick!  Someone throw her a life raft!  Predictably, Lady Gaga's knight and super fan, Anthagio (Anthony Ashcraft) came to her defence.  Which makes the read even more hysterical. There's nothing funnier than watching him writhe in pain as his idol falls off her perch.  

Read the rest here.

Thank you Sun Ra for the link.

Be sure to read Recovering Monster's post "Parade of Celebrities Come Out Against Gaga".

March 31, 2014

Bill Werde comments on Angela Cheng Claims!

Here's a snippet.  Read the full article on Little Monster Bill Werde's Tumblr.

Bill Werde says "all of this would be fine and well and water under the bridge, except for two nagging problems. One was that the “work” of “Cheng” and “O’Connor” appeared to me to create a lasting, negative smear on the campaign for Lady Gaga’s current album, ARTPOP."

Someone should inform Mr. Werde that ARTPOP under performed on it's own.  The music spoke (or didn't speak) for itself. Lady Gaga's pretentious attitude; alienation of the general public by being a holier than thou snooty high art type; and constant eye rolling claims suggesting she's the first person to accomplish things in pop culture that have already been done 30 or more years ago, are enough to solidify her demise. Let's not forget ripping people off through her foundation, which is really more of a tax break than anything else. Being the most annoying celebrity in existence can't be a good thing for your career and public image.

ARTPOP and Gaga doesn't need covert journalists and bloggers to turn the public off. She did that all on her own. I suppose Cheng and O'Connor are also to blame for the Born This Way Foundation's obscene spending of donation money on pretty much nothing?

Writing a post discrediting claims that he's on Gaga's payroll is useless.  Was he ever going to admit it if he were? That would be illegal.  It seems to me that Bill Werde is a die-hard Lady Gaga fan. He is a fan and therefore fails to see how Stefani contributed to her own career falling off the pedestal and into the pit of irrelevancy.  It's the media and blogger's fault even if they reported factual information like the charity foundation's irresponsible spending with very little of it actually doing anything to help it's cause?

Keep in mind too that Lady Gaga loves attention. She lives for the applause after all.  Any attention, even negative, is satisfactory for her because it keeps her name in the news.  In fact, she should probably put all the "hate" bloggers on her payroll.  At least we keep her name alive.  Mainstream media is barely singing her praises anymore either.

Remember one thing folks, whatever happens, it's never Lady Gaga's fault. It's your fault, the media's fault, her management's fault, the animals she kills and wears fault, the blogger's fault, former friend's fault, ex-boyfriend's fault, old high school peers' fault and everyone else breathing on this massive planet's fault. But it's not her fault.

Thanks Nuvo for the link.  Now check out BuzzFeed's article on Angela Cheng and Sabrina O'Connor! Oh the impact those two have!  Hey, what about Paws Down and I? Are we chopped liver or something? I kid, I kid.  My guess is our claims have more merit and constructive criticism instead of outrageous claims.  So we aren't sensational enough.  

Thank you Amen Madonna for the Buzz Feed link.

Guys, what do you think?